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totality rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by dhcmrlchtdj__@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 7 months ago

[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 14 points 7 months ago

any chance we can mark this nsfw please ๐Ÿ˜•

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now this is what I'll be thinking of when I witness a total eclipse.

[โ€“] bmsok@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your ~~viewing glasses~~ PPE back on.

[โ€“] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Goatse.

[โ€“] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The problem with this is Goatse famously is not pulling his ass apart by the cheeks, but rather stretching his asshole itself. You needed to superimpose the hands into the eclipse for the reference to really land

[โ€“] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is closer to Bigfootproof (You have all been warned)

[โ€“] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Tbh I already have the fully detailed image of Goatse permanently burned into my retinas for all of my remaining time on this marble, so I think I'm gonna do myself the kindness of not investigating this Bigfootproof at all and simply trusting your word on the matter.

[โ€“] venusaur@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Iโ€™m blind

[โ€“] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Why do my eyes hurt?

[โ€“] MisterSpangles@lemmy.smeargle.fans 1 points 7 months ago

You are looking at a nude egg