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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 94 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he'd have to buy another. ~(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don't steal)~

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 69 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!!!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because they couldn't keep the charade going forever

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So why not kill him sooner??

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They lost him in the popcorn maze?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What a silly mess of nonsense this is.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At what body count is the price too high?
Asking for a friend

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Millions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Have you read 1984? Same reasoning.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

There are 4 kernels!

[–] UckyBon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It only counts if he dies believing it?

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?

[–] UckyBon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

spoilerIn the movie theater the only real pop should come from ~~a gun~~ corn.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Comic about bottomless popcorn vibes

[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago
[–] reattach@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

House of Leaves vibes

[–] codapine@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Dark City vibes