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Boat rule (slrpnk.net)
submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 101 points 5 months ago

Unsinkable II got me.

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I chuckled

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 5 months ago (8 children)

So what are y'all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nile and wave, buoys

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boaty McBoatface

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 5 months ago

Boats McGoats

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 5 points 5 months ago

Boatie

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Left Kidney

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Loaded Boatery

[–] pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

Amistad II

[–] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Mine is named "Machine".

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

There's a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don't know what Huong did to deserve this.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Pho sho.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pho sizzle

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pho Cue

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pho King

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pho Sho

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pho Q

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Pho Reignmuck

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

No bass to mouth?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

It's f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

[–] variants@possumpat.io 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

877 cash now

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

800 588-2300

For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 17 points 5 months ago

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it's the only one I could find.)

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher's voice?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You named your boat Sea Me Now?

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.