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[–] CassowaryTom@lemmy.one 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I mean, im not saying that isn't an abomination, but it probably also doesn't suck...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A fried California roll? I could think of worse.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've HAD a properly fried California roll, actually

It's fucking good

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tasty food, fried, is still tasty?

You're not telling us what we need to know, which is where to get it.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think your typical mid-sized town will have at least one sushi restaurant with a deep fryer somewhere in the steakhouse district.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Well I appreciate that, but since you said "steakhouse district" it sounds like you're talking about the US, so I might have a hard time getting there. I'm sure someone can make use of the info :)

[–] strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Sushi doesn't last long after its made. But I don't like food waste so looked up ways to make it taste okay after it's gone stale or the avocado starts browning and getting mushy. Cut it up with scissors and pan fry it in some oil. It's not bad. Add veggies or whatever if you want.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If your sushi is alive when you eat it I suggest finding a sushi place with better hygiene standards

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Looks like it's just a roll so it's not that bad. Now if this was nigiri sushi then it would be a war crime.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can actually deep fry sushi. Obviously not like in the picture, and you have to add breading.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is the most American thing I've heard today

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Most of the Japanese and Korean owned sushi places I go to offer deep fried roll options. Do they not do this on the other side of the pacific?

[–] Traegert@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Am very into sushi. Like 70% of the sushi places I go to have deep fried sushi on offer. It seems mildly sacrilegious personally but hey, it must be good

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It does seem like sacrilege but every now and then I will order them. They aren’t bad.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It's very popular here in Brazil, with a characteristic overabundance of cream cheese

[–] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It's like how 95% of the "Chinese" places you go probably have General Tsaos chicken. It is not Chinese. Invented in Murica for Muricans. Deep fried sushi is the same. The restaurants in the US offer it because others offer it and the American pallet likes it.

You would be promptly murdered in Japan for asking for such a dish. Probably being the reason the restaurant puts up a "no foreigners allowed" sign from then on, which is actually common.

Same county that loves Tempura, but deep fried sushi is sacrilegious. Go figure.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Depends which side you are asking about.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 7 months ago

Never heard of that before, but then again I'm not hugely into sushi so might have missed something

That said, it sounds very American to take some random thing and deepfry it

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

You swap that breading for a quick swim in tempura batter and some toasted sesame seeds and I'm in.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bruh do that shit with a little portugese sausage and fish sauce..

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Oi! That's a good idea!

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It looks like it's just an avocado roll. I'm not seeing any fish in those.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ewww you just rawdog avocado into your mouth? That stuff comes from the ground where worms fuck, using animal poop to grow!

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Holy shit, you're right. What have I been doing with my life?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 20 points 7 months ago

this actually looks delicious.

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 19 points 7 months ago

Fried rice balls.I'll eat it...

[–] SamWoof03@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Wait... Let them cook

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

It's like ordering groceries but they're 5x the price smh my head

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You forgot to add the soy sauce before adding to the pan, smh

[–] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

My wife doesn't like raw fish. However if I hit the sashimi with a torch for a couple seconds to brown the outside, she's all over it.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You all know not all of it actually raw? Could be smoked and then chilled.

You're just eating cold cooked fish. (Although some is defiantly raw)

[–] StringyStuff@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer my raw food to be submissive...

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Where's the fun in that?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Honestly probably tastes amazing

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're right, that crust on the rice looks appetizing. The fish probably ends up overcooked, though, since it's so small, but I'd still eat it.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

is your name an athf reference?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The lab?? But that'll take 1,000 hours

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is anything anything?!

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

broodwich is the best episode of all time

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Came here to say this looks awesome, actually.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

“Hello, HUMAN RESOURCES?”

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

It’s fokkin raw