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I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.


Transcript[The word "Tuesday", with each letter labeled by a box with an arrow:] T: As in buffet u: As in minute e: As in record s: As in use d: As in moped a: As in bass y: As in gyro

[Caption below the panel:]
Pet peeve: Ambiguous pronunciation guides


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[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"My name is Perry, not Terry, with a 'P' as in 'Pterodactyl'."

[–] dot20@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] tuesday@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

"Thompson, with a 'P', as in psychology"

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah.. silent Ps are weird 😅

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Depends on your aim.

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whatever do you mean, puh-saldorn?

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

LOL I forgot where that's from!

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The english language is ... missing some litterary updates.
A is pronounced [ei]. E is [ii] and I is [ai]. What's up with that.

[–] dot20@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

IIUC the problem is that they updated the pronunciation without updating the spelling: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift

[–] e_t_@kbin.pithyphrase.net 9 points 1 year ago

I started learning Japanese recently. It's made me realizehow sloppy English is with vowel sounds.

[–] tuesday@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

oh hey it me

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didnt know gyro could be pronunced in multiple ways

[–] Skua@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's gyro as in gyroscope, where the Y vowel sound is like the word "eye", and there's gyro as in the Greek sandwich where the Y vowel is more like the vowel sound in "sea". The latter is often seen only as "gyros" because that's what the actual Greek word is, but because that seems like a plural in English the S is sometimes dropped.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Ohh gyros as in the food lol

[–] stringbeantheory@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

the greek food gyro is kinda pronounced "yee-ro"

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

all my troubles seemed so far away?

[–] tuesday@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or /ɪɛztɛɪaɪ/ depending on whether you treat the final phoneme of moped as /t/ or /d/ -> [t]

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. The ⟨s⟩ in use could also be /s/, I just wrote what first came to mind.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

And ⟨e⟩ in record /ɪ/, etc. etc.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If I'm feeling less lazy and exhausted later I might just have to take voice clips and try to create this variation on pronouncing "Tuesday".

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I made an antiphonetic alphabet poster a few years ago to hang at my desk.

It has things like G as in Gnu. Y as in You.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In all fairness, the Y in "you" is totally pronounced.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As is the Y in U.