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Chemical cat at large in Japanese city (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 8 months ago by AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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This is how we get into the age of supervillains.

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[–] Agnosis@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Poor kitty. Those guys should get a hefty fine for having a container where an animal can fall into

[–] ConditionOverload@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Chemical Cat sounds like the name of a band.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh cool now he have superpowers

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Nah, just bleached skin and a weird sense of humor

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Is this that reality/Fallout crossover I've been reading about in my nightmares?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hexavalant chromium? That kitty’s dead by now, isn’t it?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

It’s literally nothing more than a stain on the pavement at this point

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It sounds like a painful death. Poor guy