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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 77 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I like how bulk sales are more expensive per horndog.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

It's only fair. Me pickin them corndags out the tub is more work then pickin one outta there

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Shame buying houses doesn’t work this way.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

D’Ya like dags?

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

ugh, "for sell". I used to talk on some forum of Etsy sellers and they'd say "I got a sell!".

Anyway, bathtub full of corndags is when you know you've made it in life. 5 for $50 sounds kind of steep though.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You gotta spend money to make money!

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

My cocaine habit is a business expense!

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure they're writing it how it sounds to them. Say sale with a white trash accent, it will sound like sell.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 8 months ago

this logic is very similar with american healthcare system

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna buy one for $5 5 times. Beating the system score one for the little guy.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The owner will marvel at your cleverness as you give him 25 dollars for 5 hot dogs and batter

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

24h cool down on the single purchase.

[–] THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Send link i am gonna go negotiate with them and buy 6 for 100$.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ten trips for one corndog each will show how stupid increased pricing for volume is.

Then you learn that this was his whole goal to sell 10 when you only would've bought 1 or none at all

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's days like this that I'm very glad I can't smell these shitposts.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fill that tub with mustard and I’m in!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Don't jump in there. Between the sticks and the mustard, that is really going to sting.