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Sources say the decision was made by how long interns spent in each editor. In fact, it appears the vim users simply never exited once they opened the program, presumably because they found it so productive.

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[–] theluddite@lemmy.ml 65 points 11 months ago (3 children)

We need to set aside our petty differences and fight the true enemy: bloated IDEs.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

ed is the standard editor.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bah, a magnetised needle and a steady hand is the one true way to edit code on your prod system.

[–] ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

Hah, still relying on butterflies? Real programmers simply use the starting conditions of the universe to understand where their program will spontaneously compile

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

That’s non standard though.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't let your Visual ideas be Eclipsed, by something Sublime...

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Such an IntelliJent comment.

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

return to your roots: use notepad

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And between the two of them, a thin line of evil-mode users who claim allegiance to both sides.

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

And are accepted by neither!

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

A thin line? Is there an Emacs distro that doesn't default to evil?

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 11 months ago

Waiting for an executive order on vim vs neovim.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what kicks off the second Civil War in the United States. And just the like first time, those treasonous Emacs Confederates will be decisively defeated.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 17 points 11 months ago

Begone, spawn of evil!

Allow the light of Church of Emacs into your heart!

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago
[–] LemonLord@endlesstalk.org 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

White House are not Emacs guys!? That's not surprising. They believe in 'you can't change the program, but the program changes you'.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Finally, a president I can get behind.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vim is like the Hotel California.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On (classic) rock stations so much when I was a kid that it makes me want to stab myself in the ears?

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Full of prostitutes and heroin addicts?

[–] abucci@buc.ci 7 points 11 months ago

@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun I know exactly one vi command. :q!

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

I think the guideline should be: future software should be written on a whim

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Obligatory: how to exit vim

vim > emacs, though.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

nano >>>>>>> everything else

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a vim user, seems emacs is the more difficult one to quit.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

I tell myself I can quit vim, but somehow I keep going back to it...

Emacs just starts too slowly. Helps to break the dopamine cycle.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

He's got my vote

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Front end dev here. SublimeText all day eryday.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

I just switched from Sublime Text to VSCode, so far so good