this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At the moment of death ..... applying updates and restarting, please do not disrupt the device as this will take several minutes

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Removes watch to wash hands, browser history erased.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

I don't see the problem here

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

[–] GlockenGold@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah, it's even better. "When heart rate falls, bellow 5"

Having a relaxing moment? 5!

Falling asleep? 5!

Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

This is why I encrypt the drive my home directory is on.