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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

[–] GlockenGold@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah, it's even better. "When heart rate falls, bellow 5"

Having a relaxing moment? 5!

Falling asleep? 5!

Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.