Rebellion against an unsustainable government

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Winning the treble with Spurs

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Stealing bison poop I guess

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Blowing up a shark

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Touching paintings.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Zombie genocide.

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.