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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll bet that looks real good in his wallet tucked next to the "get out of jail free" card

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Diplomatic Operations Specialist”

🤡

[–] brian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

Also the fact that "title" is the only one not capitalized is amusing to me

[–] wetferret@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The least believable part of this card is it being valid for 20 years!

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My favorite part is trying to pass off this super official looking /s card with this lame ass cell-phone photo in a zipper jacket lmao

[–] crumbtalk@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I like how he wanted people to know his birthday, just not how old he is

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It feels like they would be fucked if these worked. The US is not good to non-citizens.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Princeali311@lemm.ee -1 points 9 months ago

Those are two different people. One is a man and the other is a woman, for one.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Arstotzka so great, passport not required

hamilton bro is irl jorji

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Bey stands for "been evicted yet?'.

[–] RememberTheApollo@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, really? I bet if he leaves the borders of the US at all he carries a real passport. No customs officer will put up with this. They have zero sense of humor when it comes to documents.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to see some stories of people who have tried to travel internationally with these.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they're out there. the guy that sells them has been arrested like 36 times for trying to cross borders with them.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How the hell is he not in jail for forging documents? I guess he's not forging legitimate documents, but he has the entire intent and sells them and tries to use them... Should be in jail on principle, and for selling fake goods.