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Not even once. Not even from this post.
Nope
Close the thread
This gif goes hard
Now you are hard
My first response to him turning around was "turn back around"
No fightin’
Fuck you
No fighting!
Sorry
No. Why the hell would it?
Not gonna lie - because of the hips.
¡Shakira shakira!
¿como te llama? bonita. mi casa, su casa
oh baby
when you
dance like thaaaaat
you make
Yea, and also "shine bright like a diamond "
What a funny way to spell "shine on you crazy diamond" 😉
no but it'll start doing that now
These hips don't lie
https://www.npr.org/2023/11/20/1214135694/shakira-tax-fraud-deal-trial
The hips may not, but the lips and fingers do, apparently.
Now this is funny
Ooh baby when you talk like that
We're no strangers to love
I know people who have called their kid Shakira, and there is no way you can say that name only once.
“Get here this instant, Shakira, Shakira”
Hotline bling
Wii Shop Bling
then i start singing I'm on tonight sounding like Kermit the frog
🎶 Boooot, dee-boot dee boooot, dee-boot dee booooot 🎶
Mine is when i'm stuck with a problem, my brain yell at me to "try everything".
I thought it was going to be this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxbBULX0Aw0
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LxbBULX0Aw0
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
This video lives rent free in my head
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
on a weekly basis
I detest her.
Synapse don't lie.
Timor more often than Hips don't lie.
Not since 2009 or so