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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/15172767

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I refuse to believe this is real simply because I don't want to live in a world where someone actually did this.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

This goes around every now and then. Pretty sure it's fake.

[–] ugh@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a joke. Apparently the humor is lost on many.

[–] RabbePompano@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In this age of misinformation, reasonably, people have a hard time finding the humor in false portrayals anymore. You've got so much fake and unauthentic material now that people have gotten a bit jaded I think.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

That and Poe's Law. Some people are fucking stupid and I wouldn't put a near suicidal act past them.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Chicken sashimi is a thing. People actually do eat it.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Like as a dare? Slimy raw chicken can't possibly taste good, I don't care how you dress it up

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Many people around the world eat sushi, and if you're already okay with the texture of sushi, the texture of raw chicken might not scare you off.

Of course there are mixed opinions about sushi, too.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The texture of sushi is nothing like raw chicken lol it's not even close lol

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I suggest you try other kinds of sushi. You will find some that are similar, when thinly sliced.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I've tried plenty of types of sushi and sashimi. If I'd ever gotten one that tasted like raw chicken I would have spit it out and demanded my money back lol

For the record I have accidentally eaten raw (undercooked) chicken before, and I cannot imagine why anyone would ever eat it on purpose

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah I've eaten undercooked chicken before and it tastes awful. Still ate it, but awful.

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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

You can buy something like that in Japan. So some people in the world do this regularly. But the chickens they use for it are raised in a clean environment, so they unlikely have salmonella.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That ain't medium rare.

That being said, if you raise your own chickens, you could cook medium rare. I've had chicken that was done to medium and medium rare, and it isn't as weird as you'd think.

That being said, it isn't my preferred thing, and my chickens are pets lol.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Chickens are friends that make breakfast and eat all the bugs!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

This is fake, of course.

She didn't make it, it's a specialty raw chicken sashimi called torisashi, and these chickens are raised specifically to be eaten raw.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not even rare that's raw 🤮

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

It’s not even raw, it’s fake.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

People eat raw fish, raw beef and even raw pork, so raw chicken shouldn't really be a surprise

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There are places where raw chicken is served in Japan. Chicken sashimi

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They raise those chickens very carefully, to avoid salmonella contamination.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Counterpoint: The one time I went to a chicken sashimi restaurant in Tokyo, sure enough I got food poisoning.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, she IS gonna lose weight on that diet.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

She had a terrible night that’s for sure

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've learned about chicken sushi in Japan and watched a guy eat an entire raw chicken breast on YouTube. This is nothing.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy how if you raise chickens in a sanitary situation they don't all have salmonella.

Wait, no it isn't crazy.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (30 children)

Even if they didn't, I still would not eat raw chicken.

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[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I mean what were they thinking calling it SALMONella though. Very confusing.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I heard somewhere that 90% of the salmonella is on the outside so if you just cook the outside you're fine. If that's true these strips are fine.

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

These people vote..

[–] bradboimler@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Sadly this could have actually happened that is the scary part some real person would actually do this.

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