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I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

3:48 PM Β· 2024-02-22 Β· 24K Views



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[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:) uses actual punctuation

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] xorollo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

rofl it really is like that lol whoops

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please don't be brusque with me I'll cry lol

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or some way to appear non threatening or well meaning. I usually just :)

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I need an emoji for the closed-mouth-back-of-the-throat snort-laugh-chortle noise.

Here you go

:(){:|:&};:
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Can we call it "Chortle Stif" As in to stifle a chortle.

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It'd be nice to have friends haha

[–] Liz@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

no this conveys your need to be dommed

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 1 points 8 months ago

no it doesn't πŸ₯Ί

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

I feel this in my soul lol

I literally do use it like people use periods... Sorry, I meant periodslollolol