this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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[–] MaxPower@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Joseph: "You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!"

Mary: "It was the holy ghost! I didn't get raped or gang-banged or anything!"

Joseph: "Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though."

[–] skomposzczet@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Wasn't there six dudes? AND Josef?

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

And that's why God made seven days.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

6?

Who are you counting?

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I suppose by this logic Joseph was cucked

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 year ago

This would be funnier if they actually died up at the birth instead of like 3 years later.