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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tall and no fight, but yeah.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 6 points 8 months ago

Tall and no cute here

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

All except the small and chubby part. I guess I'm not a raccoon.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am a stretched out raccoon

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Long raccoon

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

A racccooon, if you will

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 8 months ago

Whatever you are, that's also what I am.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

I'm kinda bummed that I'm not raccoon. ☹️

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also know as trash panda

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"Is that better?"

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What’s the opposite of a raccoon?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Idunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I guess it would be:

  • Dark circles above eyes
  • Excretes junk
  • Tall and slim
  • Stays up all day
  • Ugly coward

I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

A DUCK!

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Well fuck, I’m a duck

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 8 months ago

I heard this comment.

[–] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 5 points 8 months ago

I identify as a raccoon ✅

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I feel attacked

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

Not chubby .

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not small or cute. Also Americans would say I'm slim, Europeans would call me a fucking lard-ass, so take from that what you will.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck. stashes some stuff well I’ll be off then …..

[–] CosmicFjord@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Aww it’s Little King Trashmouth.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

No, not cute. Pheww. Near miss.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

mi kijetesantakalu ala