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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 65 points 8 months ago (3 children)

plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That's like pronouncing "GIF" as "YIFF"

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

yEAH ;:+ i'ts Satan,

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

[–] Vanix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that's spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Very enlightening, thank you!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

Plague is not just referring to pestilence.

It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven't been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of how much you've to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll look into that. What about the orgies though?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Look for the pineapples

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

make more extremely queer friends and you'll find some of them haha

[–] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Cmon, what's the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Also knowledge and free will.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought open source is communist not satanist?

Saw an awareness post about it just the other week

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

and who's the guy at the back?

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is just how communists look.

They have long nails and red skin because they lack access to capitalist wonders such as nail clippers and sunscreen

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

ah yes the fine line between being the satan and not enough selfcare

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

evil is the new good. try to keep up

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"The Devil's Lettuce®" brought to you by Satan