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Tony Hawk Problems (mstdn.social)

submitted 10 months ago by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social to c/tails@lemmon.website

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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)

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[–] TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.

[–] kenmarable@dice.camp 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cop's partner entering the room: Hey, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Tony Hawk? Huh, I wonder what he's up to nowadays.

[–] grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

hey Tony hawk, watch me do a kickflip https://youtu.be/ob0dI05Xz8s?si=AC5-5qy3FjzNfmdr

[–] jonathankoren@sfba.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s a very Tony Hawk post.

[–] WhereDoesThisButtonGo@mastodon.social 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.

[–] RealNameTBA@social.veraciousnetwork.com 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.