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@tallghost.bsky.social

We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 36 points 1 year ago

Las Vegas saw this tweet and thought "yes a giant ominous sphere in the middle of the city is a great idea.. but what if we need someway to advertise on it"

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That orb is going places. If the orb says dig, you dig. In a few years it'll be in a corner office, and you want that orb to remember you well.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's some Nightvale shit.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck, Jim is heading towards the dog park with a shovel

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, the "car in space" thing already happened so this is the logical next step.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I didn't know The Buried had an orb

We shall consult the orb. The orb knows all.