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[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 59 points 9 months ago (6 children)

tell my why this thing should not be able to melt satelites that cross over during the day

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 100 points 9 months ago (5 children)

My scientific research of squinting at the poster says a spy satellite is probably about as long as a pickup truck which is probably about 20 feet long.

xkcd says space is 100 km away and I'm sure there's nothing else I need to understand about that.

At 100 km away, the change of angle that will move your beam by 20 feet (enough to make the difference between hitting or not, if the thing and the flat mirror are both about 20 feet long I guess) is (20 feet / 100 km / pi) radians or 0.0000194 radians, meaning you raised or lowered one edge of the mirror by 0.004 inches or around the width of pretty-thick hair. I would be a little surprised if the mirrors even stayed within that tolerance just from flexing around in the wind for as big as they are.

On the other hand, you wouldn't have to hit the spy satellite with every mirror; you could probably heat it up significantly just by hitting it with a bunch of the beams as they were swinging wildly around and mostly missing it. And if it was specifically a spy satellite, you could probably fry its optics with not really a lot of mirrors for not a long time actually managing to hit it.

On the other other hand the thing would be flying along at around 8 km/s, so you'd have to get your mirrors positioned accurately enough, and then start moving them at a relatively insane speed while still keeping their absolute positioning dead accurate when their motors and overall construction clearly weren't designed for either of those tasks at the required level of precision.

TL;DR Let's try it

Also there's this

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and then start moving them at a relatively insane speed while still keeping their absolute positioning dead accurate when their motors and overall construction clearly weren't designed for either of those tasks at the required level of precision.

That's what they want you to think.

Props on your Internet math and research. It was a fun read.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You still have a crap-ton of atmosphere you have to get through, and the beams being reflected aren't coherent. So the light reflected is subject to the inverse square law, which means that the energy diminishes as the inverse square of the distance. So the actually energy reaching the satellite would be minuscule. If you want to effectively use light to punch all the way through the atmosphere, you'll need beam coherence.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

The difference in the angles of the beams is the angle difference of a beam that came from an object 149,597,871 km away at a separation of 20 feet i.e. basically fuck-all. For this purpose I think they're effectively (edit: ~~coherent~~) parallel. And I think the atmospheric reduction would be significant but not defeating-to-the-purpose; I mean the sunbeam on its way in still had plenty of effectiveness after getting through the same atmosphere. If you did it on a cloudy day or something then yeah it wouldn't work at all.

(Edit: Wait, I don't understand optics; I mean parallel, not coherent. I don't think coherence enters into it?)

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (28 children)

The losses due to beam angle is nothing compared to the losses due to the inverse square law. This is why coherence is so critical for getting substantial quantity of photons from point A to point B. Lasers are defined by this difference, in that the light they produce is coherent. Because of this lasers are detraction limited, and have very low divergence at distance. Incoherent light sources like the sun have random amplitudes and phases in regards to time and space, so have very short coherence distances.

You could buy and build what this guy did, and probably get a few photons all the way through the atmosphere. The GEDI space laser fires with a power of 10mJ, and still results in a beam footprint of 25m. Granted the laser has to make a two way trip, but only a couple of hundred thousand photons are making it back to the sensor. So you would probably be able to see the glittering object using a high resolution camera, but there is no way that incoherent light could make any meaningful difference to something in space (considering, you know, its also being hit by radiation from the sun, you know radiation that hasn't been filtered trough the atmosphere.)

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 46 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It should work. Trust me. I have a theoretical degree in physics.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 29 points 9 months ago (7 children)

The suns angular diameter is about 0.01 radian, so at a distance of 100km, the suns reflection will spread out to a disc about 1km across.

392MW over a disc that size is 500w/m2, which is weaker than direct sunlight.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Uh… losses from transmitting through the atmosphere a second time?

Damn. I wonder what its operational range would be.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That is 300 ft, not 600-1,200 miles.

The Sun puts more energy on a spy satellite than the array could do.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Because it's always nighttime in space.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I suspect in order to stay focused on such distances you'd need extremely flat mirrors. Like, telescope grade stuff.

I doubt the mirrors they have is even within an order of magnitude flat enough.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You might even need adaptive mirrors to deal with atmospheric distortion. Also, they would have to move relatively quickly and very precisely (read: an impossible combination) to track satellites in low orbit. Plus, you could only hit satellites that crossed overhead at a relatively high angle.

But yeah, one solar tower plant did a stunt where they reflected an image made of sunlight at the ISS and an astronaut took a picture. They didn't melt.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

where they reflected an image made of sunlight at the ISS and an astronaut took a picture

got a link to said picture? it may make for a good meme template. I saw that the chinese did that kind of 'pixel art' with there own near identical solar thermal plant

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[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I'm no optical physicist, but based on empirical evidence of not melting due to light arriving from a huge ball of thermonuclear fire 8 light minutes away (and sure it's not exactly focused), I propose a hypotesis that light-based energy transfer in atmosphere is very lossy and not feasible as a weapon.

Which is perfect for this community, of course.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Those are designed to focus on a large, stationary, object not far away, not a small hypersonic object very very far away.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thats what they want you to think

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[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Someone's been drinking their government supplied fluoride tainted tap water, you're thinking like one of them. Don't believe The Man's lies!

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

… for now!

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Satellites be zoomin, it would be hard to hit one for more than a split second. But I'm definitely down to try!

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t there some inverse square math rule about radiation like this? The further away you are the radiation reaching you is far less than it would seem? Not good at remembering this math so maybe someone can correct me.

Even if you could get the mirrors all focused accurately and tracking the object at speed it seems like it wouldn’t be any more of a concern than a really bright searchlight or something.

[–] Spaceballstheusername@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (9 children)

The power density square law is for an emitting light source that emits in all directions. Since the incoming light is basically parallel that doesn't really apply. If you were able to accurately track a satellite (a feat I'm sure is pretty hard) you would definitely vaporize it pretty quickly I'm talking under a minute since space is a good insulator.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Keep in mind that atmospheric interference would likely scatter the light enough to be ineffective

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[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

There is a cool easy-to-show fact that you can never make something hotter than the light source my focusing its light.
Since otherwise you could take heat and divide it into a hotter and colder region, decreasing entropy without using energy.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Who do you think you are? Archimedes?

[–] Mustard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago

Yeah except the focal point of those mirrors is measured in meters not 100s of kilometers. You can't use them to focus on something that far away.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 21 points 9 months ago (7 children)

They would have to adjust really quickly to track

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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I love the fact that those towers are so bright they glitch up Google maps satellite view.

Seeing them at a distance while driving from Primm to Nipton was fucking intense, that shit is overwhelmingly bright.

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[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

All this science talk but the first thing I thought of was a reference to Fallout New Vegas.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Patrolling the Mojave wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Euclid C Finder go brrrrrr 💥

[–] Dr_Satan@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Satellite is surrounded by vacuum. Thus insulated from getting rid of heat that way. So just pump heat into it and watch the temperature rise.

And you don't need to melt it. Just cook it till its electronics overheat.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I disagree, you need to melt it, because space is more interesting when its full of lances of molten metal whipping about at orbital speeds

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 months ago

Well all things (human) in space have special paint in order to modify their blackbody radiation and maintain a trade off between disipation heat by EM radiation and keeping a temperature that allows semiconductors to work.

The point is that satellites do disipate heat. Convection disipation is the worst disipation of heat. The best disipation of energy (heat) is by radiation. Thats why the thermal blankets look shinny weird, just like the satellites. You would need a realiable source of heat in order to overcome the satellite disipation and saturate the satellite.

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Someone get this person a defense contract stat

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago (8 children)

There is the matter of space debris, which is already a problem. If you're going to attack satellites to disable them you want to capture them in a decaying orbit.

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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't think they're all accurate enough to all hit a focal point dead-on even if you built a targeting computer to handle atmospheric lensing.

Also, the economic cost of it probably makes missiles seem really cheap.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My brain has been poisoned too thoroughly by New Vegas for me to make any vaguely reasonable comment. W should make Archimedes and melt putin into a puddle.

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