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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 118 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this that "waterfall method" I've heard so much about?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

[–] DaemonSlayer 61 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Deebster@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We're soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

[–] SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

[–] coloredgrayscale@programming.dev 28 points 9 months ago

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago
[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 9 months ago

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

To erectile this function

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Unity Message | 💀

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there's nothing to be ashamed of

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Salvador Dali would like a word

[–] gaterush@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

When your function literally returns the void

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

The angle of the dangle