A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.
One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.
"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."
[old, old, old joke]
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction
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Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.
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