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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to sue mine to get my security deposit back; this tracks.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone needs to and everyone should

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I’m petty as hell. I would just ramble and ramble when I was on the phone with their lawyer. Was super polite to the guy, but he definitely billed double the time he likely needed to for such a small case thanks to my bloviating

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Lol this is great! Landlords suck. Yeah they’ll try and convince you they’re doing you a favor, saving you from homelessness, but why would I be homeless if houses were affordable and I could just buy one myself?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

Had to listen to 2 of my coworkers talk about their side hustles of extorting money from people for shelter.