I had to sue mine to get my security deposit back; this tracks.
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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I’m petty as hell. I would just ramble and ramble when I was on the phone with their lawyer. Was super polite to the guy, but he definitely billed double the time he likely needed to for such a small case thanks to my bloviating
landlords are parasites
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Lol this is great! Landlords suck. Yeah they’ll try and convince you they’re doing you a favor, saving you from homelessness, but why would I be homeless if houses were affordable and I could just buy one myself?
Had to listen to 2 of my coworkers talk about their side hustles of extorting money from people for shelter.