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Armed officers alerted to Harry Potter fan with wand (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 9 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] fluidrock78@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In times such as these, one must always take a threat from a wizard...very seriously. You may get down voted.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Or worse, expelled!

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"What about a pointed stick?"

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[–] warl0x@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

Accio Police