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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] isles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Is that CIA Fried Chicken or Chlorofluorocarbon?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

133 TONS of chicken...

Cuba uses the metric system, 133,000 kilograms of chicken. 293,215 pounds.

On average, a chicken weighs 5.7 pounds.

293,215 / 5.7 = 51,441 chickens.

[–] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Check out the big brain on Brett! That's right, motherf***er!

But how many royals of chicken are they?

(To be read in Samuel L's voice)

Edit: fixed grammar

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought about going with "Royale with chicken" as opposed to "Royale of chicken", but I went with the second because I thought that the Royale is already intended to be a quarter pounder of beef and it might have seemed beef+chicken instead of a quarter pounder of chicken 😁

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nope, I've replaced the cheese with chicken.

[–] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Beef with chicken for the man with the wok hat at table two, please!

[–] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

133 tonnes. 147 tons.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

GTA: Cuba has a nice ring to it

[–] isles@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

waiting 25 years to find out the CIA did it to destabilize them further.

[–] autotldr@lemmings.world 3 points 9 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Thirty people have been charged after stealing 133 tonnes of chicken and selling it on in Cuba amid economic turmoil and food shortages in the country.

Thieves took the poultry stored in 1,660 boxes from a state facility in the capital Havana and used the money from the sales to buy products including refrigerators, TVs, air conditioners, and laptops.

The chicken would have been distributed to citizens under the communist-run island's ration book system - introduced more than 60 years ago after Fidel Castro's revolution - which provides subsidised food and is an integral part of daily Cuban life.

The amount stolen was equivalent to a month's ration of chicken for a medium-sized province at the current distribution rates, an official for government food distributor COPMAR said.

Cuba imports most of the food and fuel it consumes, but revenues have plunged following COVID, worsened by strict US sanctions and stagnant tourism, which was once a mainstay of the nation's economy.

The government continues to ration a basic basket of goods including rice, beans, sugar, and proteins, such as pork, chicken, beef and fish.


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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everybody’s got to eat. End sanctions against the Cuban people.

[–] Moonrise2473@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago

End the sanctions which are just punishing the citizens and not the government but in this case they stole from the poor to sell back to the poor

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ew. My imagination disallows chicken heisters from being properly equipped.