If you keep doing this, eventually they'll start bringing you coins!
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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Step 1: put a coin down in front of you
Step 2: open up a pastry
Step 3: wait for a crow to arrive
Step 4: take the coin and give the crow a bit of pastry
Step 5: repeat steps 2-4
Crowpitalism
Crows are the best bros
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