SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.
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Hey, don't you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.
North Italia doesn't seem to be a software company.
Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.
It's fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.
Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second
people with art degrees are horrified.
stay in your lane, software people!
I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.
They're the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.
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Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.
And serving irish coffee, I suppose
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
...AND behavior = 'nice'?
For reference:
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For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
I would not fill my glass with string.
glass_content === 0
Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.
As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.
Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.
I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.
This exchange warms my heart
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I'm a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot
Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder
Die Bart die
Translation from German: The Bart the
Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?
I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?
SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1;
DROP TABLE drinks;They want you to train their latest AI bartender
The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it'd be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I'm unsure.
I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
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It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.
It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.
Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?
This is why I deleted my indeed
You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
I prefer they come to me.
I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct
You could say the bar for a tech job is high..
Is SQL not a good skill to have? I'm an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.
Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated
Two software developers walk into a bar...
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