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[–] gnate@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, then it's not a nuclear missile, is it?

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago
  • not nuclear

  • not a missile

2 negatives make a positive!

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 26 points 9 months ago (5 children)

In a press release, police say the device is "in fact a Douglas AIR-2 Genie (previous designation MB-1), an unguided air-to-air rocket that is designed to carry a 1.5 kt W25 nuclear warhead".

I'm sure I'm missing a trick here but what is the purpose of an air-to-air unguided rocket with a nuclear warhead?? Blowing up other planes with 100000% extra risk whether you hit or miss?

[–] safesyrup@feddit.ch 33 points 9 months ago

There weren‘t any systems to defend large scale fast bombings so they developed this thing which detonated with a time fuze and just took everything out within it‘s blast radius of 300m

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Taking out a large swarm of (presumably, nuclear armed) bombers quickly.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe create an EMP blast to destroy communication infrastructure?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 months ago

Lol why not

[–] safesyrup@feddit.ch 0 points 9 months ago

There weren‘t any systems to defend large scale fast bombings so they developed this thing which detonated with a time fuze and just took everything out within it‘s blast radius of 300m

[–] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

Hey, the 2nd Amendment doesn't say Americans can't have nuclear missiles in their garages. This guy was just doing his patriotic duty! /s

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Surprised it wasn't a Florida Man...

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Actually, the guy with the missile was in Washington. He was planning to donate it to a museum in Ohio.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

lol "the missile was found"

reminds me of Europeans finding North America

[–] AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That's just a septic tank!

[–] Pogogunner@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

However, there was no warhead attached, meaning there was never any danger to the community.
Bellevue Police Department spokesman Seth Tyler, told BBC News on Friday that the device was "just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel".
He called the event "not serious at all".
"In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal," he said.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Bomb squad member is based.