this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

“Gonna manifest me some pork in the shower for my wife”

There isn’t anyone to help you. Only me. And I’m the Beast. . . . Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill! . . . You knew, didn’t you? I’m part of you? Close, close, close! I’m the reason why it’s no go? Why things are the way they are?

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

“Ham-fisted”