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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

YABI. Why even ask for the second match? Was your initial study incomplete, or, perhaps, flawed? If so, why did you not include that detail in this post? If not, your rendezvous with this old classmate seems like nothing more than an exercise in redundancy at best. I posit that you have fallen victim to the emotion humans refer to as pride. One of their most basic negative emotions, if I correctly recall my ancient human history course.

It is my recommendation that you take a leave of absence from Starfleet. You have clearly spent too much time among humans. A decade or so of meditation in a monastery should help you to reclaim your logic.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 27 points 9 months ago

I remind my colleague that replication is a vital component of the scientific method.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

You are being illogical. It is well known that the Federation as a whole, and humans specifically, practice a belief in equality, where they do not believe in inherent superiority, and it is illogical to try and force them to believe otherwise. It is a very... emotional reaction to try and prove them wrong, when it does not affect you in any way.

It would be far more logical to get along with them, rather than rest on the belief of Vulcan superiority, and also participate in merry-making. It is not illogical to celebrate a friendly game, irrespective of whether one has won or lost.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago

NBI. Cultural exchange is not only one of the fundamental principles upon which the United Federation of Planets was built, but also among the purest expressions of IDIC.

If said cultural exchange were to reveal the innate superiority of the Vulcan species, one could hardly be held responsible.

Indeed, it would be an invaluable contribution to existing bodies of evidence demonstrating just that.

[–] Stormygeddon@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

NBI for stating that you achieved the scoring conditions necessary for victory within the sporting match. EIH overall. Spending potentially productive time during an active war on frivolous sporting matches is illogical. The human "Ben" and non-Vulcans for overly celebrating a meager score is illogical. YABI for not accepting the tenets of IDIC, not attempting to absorb the POV of other species, and basing multiple papers on one anecdote instead of collecting more evidence or focusing on other behaviors. Despite the frivolous match, the logical thing would have been to encourage morale by congratulating them on their exerted effort, as this would reflect a reward for similar exerted efforts during an interstellar conflict that you mentioned.

[–] w00@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What up with abbreviations? Me stupid?!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Am I Being Illogical

You Are Being Illogical

Not Being Illogical.

Haven't figured out EIH yet...

[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

EIH is probably Everyone's Illogical Here

[–] bkendig@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago

Everyone’s illogical here.

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

These memes are spoofing Reddit’s “Am I The Asshole”? subreddit. The original posts are usually personal anecdotes about someone having to cancel plans at the last minute or stealing a coworker’s lunch. They’ve been replaced here with first person perspectives from various Vulcan episodes, with Illogical being swapped in for Asshole. The acronyms everyone’s using are letter swapped versions of popular responses on that Reddit. (NTA, cars break down. YTA, don’t steal your coworker’s lunch. Etc.)

[–] bkendig@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

NBI. A captain of mine once said that it is possible to commit no mistakes and yet still lose. Perhaps your opponent was celebrating having made no mistakes?

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Assuming an alternative goal is indeed the logical response here. It is plausible that the opposing team recognised that they could not triumph against a Vulcan team and set themselves a more achievable goal, for example scoring within 80%.