You know the kind of guy who does nothing but browse the internet and then wonders why his life sucks? One by one I’m gonna make up for all the grass I didn’t touch.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 16 points 8 months ago

Aw yeah!

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yu-Ar-El? Is he Kryptonian?

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Not nearly that classy

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What's that porn, URL? I'm feeling

Picture of Randy from My Name Is Earl

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Valid acronym.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Still, I've gotten some looks

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably because you're sexy 😉

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Go on. I wanna see where this leads

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Role for initiative

[–] sixty@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

You are El

[–] semi@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Hey URL, go and fetch your friend JSON!

Makes perfect sense.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 8 months ago

If URL then I am Kira

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago