this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.

[–] CaptObvious 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s already a pretty good Pagan nature temple.

[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

And loads and loads of wild flowers and "weeds" like dandelions.

[–] CaptObvious 2 points 1 year ago
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Excellent place for a gay bar.

[–] SirSpud@aussie.zone 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seems fitting, Jesus loved saying "Ah... Men"

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

The garden might be in Ireland, so it could be Eamonn.

[–] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Is it raining?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am not well versed in religion but wasn't it their god that said not to idolize him ?

[–] AK77@feddit.uk 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s fine, they’re mostly idolising his mum.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mariolatry!

That link is actually a pretty wild ride. Excerpt: "Father Jerome of Texo, of the Society of Jesus, rejoiced in the name of slave of Mary; and, as a mark of servitude, went often to visit her in some church dedicated in her honor. On reaching the church, he poured out abundant tears of tenderness and love for Mary; then prostrating, he licked and rubbed the pavement with his tongue and face, kissing it a thousand times, because it was the house of his beloved Lady".

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah simps aren't new !

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

If I recall correctly the bible said not to worship the idols themselves or other gods through idols.

The way many orthodox christians interpret this is that it's ok to have religious symbols or icons as long as you use them as tools of worship and not worship them.

[–] CaptObvious 10 points 1 year ago

He actually told them not to worship “false” idols. Idols of his family are fine.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having a ton of crucifixes up on a wall gets a lot funnier if you see them as hunting trophies.

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Each one claimed by slaying a goosafix

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Turns out Jesus has come back hundreds of times, so why don’t we ever see him?

One word: Ethel.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Or treasure signs. X marks the spot...

[–] user_already_exists@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ 😶

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Crazy lives there. It pretends to not be crazy by saying “God” all the time.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

to me, this is a dichotomy of spiritual symbolism and worship of nature. I prefer the one on the right, personally.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Needs more wicker man.

[–] 15liam20@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be an awful lot creepier if they were pictures of you.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I'd imagine them being the judgiest neighbors ever. "Dont have sex too loud, the neighbors might hear us."

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Neighbors coming over.. "have you found Jesus?"

"No, but we're still looking"

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I think it's all the blue, but it made me think of My Big Fat Greek wedding.

[–] waterbogan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'd imagine they may not be particularly noisy neighbours for the most part though. Could be far far worse, I'd much rather live next to this than have gang members for neighbours

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

That looks like a creepy cemetery.

[–] smattering82@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I am more concerned about how long your grass is.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I suppose there is a certain sense of stick-to-itiveness to the décor

[–] Chiron17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I see one guy who doesn't need to mow

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That looks like a permanent ofrenda

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A bowl of punch is all that is missing.

[–] Dangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a decent ex-Christian (not strictly athiest) community on here?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s two !exchristian communities, @lemmy.world and lemmy.one but they’re both dead at the moment. Same for exmormon@lemmyworld. You should start one!

[–] athos77@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or start posting in the existing ones.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Sure. That’s why I linked them. I just dislike the way people created dozens and dozens of communities and then didn’t add any content.

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