this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The chair really ties the room together.

[–] user_already_exists@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the chair will really tie someone nicely to that room

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

He says she says...

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

Obviously you're not a golfer

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a room that floods easily. You can't really finish it. Notice the sump pump in the corner.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Or, 'hoses down easily'...

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to be an optimist here, and call that a sex dungeon.

[–] polygon6121@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Let's compromise. Remember James Bond getting tickled by Le Chiffre in casino royale? This is what it reminds me of! 🤤

[–] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 13 points 1 year ago

Come on man, it's like rule one of torture chamber/sex dungeon room building, you never have a windows, you want to limit their access to escape. You're gonna be losing people all the time.

[–] alex_02@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Poor man's torture chamber be like:

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Hey! You said you'd keep my fuck dungeon private! What the hell man?

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

This is the time out spot

[–] NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just an unfinished room. I’m seriously about to block this magazine because a lot of low effort posts that get published here.

The other one I was in earlier was fine but this is literally just an unfinished room and someone stuck a chair in the corner. Probably a worker to take a break or rest his tools on.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know the concept of jokes?