Sad Adults Angry at Cardboard Rectangles rule : 196

[+] GBU_28@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] amtwon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also, canonically Aragorn and the Numenoreans can't grow beards, but no one is ever mad about that lol

EDIT: Numenoreans can grow beards, but not the royal line, which is part elvish

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, they're very much taking a dump on the source material there.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Lol, you didn't read the whole message, did you? ;)

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's just pale for a human, because all humans are black in LOTR. The elves are brown, and that's pale from a human perspective.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Fuck WOTC but I don't care what color Aragorn's skin is lol.

Tolkien hated bigots btw

[–] enbee@compuverse.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is totally rad

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I think the art on Blaragorn's card looks phenomenal. His dark complexion next to all the lighter colors around him creates a very nice visual.

[–] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But does it preserve our fantasy heritage in our fantasy world where nothing is real, and everything is literally imaginary?

[–] eu@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The... checks notes ...black people in Lord of the Rings are destroying western civilization!!!!

[–] itsJoelle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And they're doing so through my commander's art who leads my fictitious army where we pretend to be wizards.

[–] enbygaysexenjoyer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

cishets on their way to get triggered about REAL problems (man is black in series)

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Blaragorn is a white card. They literally can't be mad he is white according to MtG rules.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Woke Mind Virus is killing the Lord of the Rings. The Woke Mind Virus is killing the Lord of the Rings. Sir, the Lord of the Rings is slain. At whose hand?
The Woke Mind Virus

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

[–] diffuselight@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait wait after decades of satanic panic they are now D&D fans ?

[–] yeepyorp@mtgzone.com 1 points 1 year ago

!memes@mtgzone.com

[–] artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Let embrace lord nurgle and spread the woke virus to everyone nyaaaaa no more bigots