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Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D

[–] metostopholes@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!