Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes?
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony
Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.
lmao awesome
I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.
"I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."
That's why I married a zealot barbarian.
Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge
DnDaddies reference?
Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC
Oh right
sure sure
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