Well, it is shaped like one...
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.
I heard you get it frequently.
The penis? I get the penis frequently?
I wish, but it's been a long time.
"And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES"
- Ron DeSantis
Shame, I was rooting for butthole
Is butt hole a genital?
Genitals can go in them
My mouth is a genital
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?
I paid a man on the street to paint me
Giddyup
It has lots of dicks indeed
Take that, you woke-fascists. /s