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submitted 9 months ago by Supervillain@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shame, I was rooting for butthole

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is butt hole a genital?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Genitals can go in them

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My mouth is a genital

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is mayonnaise an instrument

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I paid a man on the street to paint me

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Giddyup