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Anon notices what they've taken from us (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dey took 'er jerbs!!

They killed his dawg

They ...

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Making them increasingly difficult to hold ("but design!" They cry) so you "accidently" have to buy a new one again.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Subscription to the camera on your own phone, capped # of photos per week and only basic adjustment/editing features for the entry tier.

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[–] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

80 cameras and nothing to do and no where to go

[–] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I don't use the ultra wide camera but I absolutely use the telephoto camera

[–] jamyang@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They played us. They ducking played us.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My phone has two cameras. I hardly use 1.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only things I need from my phone are:

Modem
Taxi apps
Forced upon 2FA SMS codes

Anyone who provides me with an alternative can just take my entire phone, fuck it.

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