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Anon gets a present (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 10 months ago

I read "I bought months ago" and it made it even more wholesome and funny

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's your gf. Standard stuff tbh

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A standard green flag, for sure.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ew, Irish…

[–] rambaroo@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not really standard. Lots of people are terrible at giving gifts.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I'm grateful for anything I get, but honestly this year all I could think in my head with every gift I received was "do you guys even know me?"

[–] cicadagen@ani.social 11 points 10 months ago

Get a gf in April

emotion.exe started running

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you get a gf if you have no friendo?

[–] Dfy@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dating apps.

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can you recommend any?

[–] Feidry@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I met my fiancee on Hinge and Tinder. We matched on both at the same time. Hinge is probably the better one if you're looking for something serious but play the field, whatever your attention span will allow for.

Bumble is also a decent one. It has, or at least used to have? I've not used it in almost 2 years, a "unique" feature where the woman messages first. Though that usually just ends up being a "Hi" or something even less conversation-starting.

Really depends on what you're looking for, I guess.

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Alright thank you very much!

[–] Dfy@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Indeed hinge is probably good if it is used where you live. I had my luck multiple times with bumble, only met serious girls. However you attract depending on how you build your profile, and it took time to get a good one for me

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

When people mention wanting something or if I get an idea for a gift in general, I write it down. Now I have plenty of ideas for all the people I usually give gifts. It has made giving good gifts a lot easier.