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Going through the spell list, there's an awful lot of spells that are incredibly funny in the context of bedroom pastimes, here, let's assume it's heroism and Bear's Endurance.
Konsi listening to this conversation from the kitchen.
Oh my
Whether you're preparing magic for war or the bedroom, always have protection ready. And perhaps a few healing spells if you think it's gonna get rough.
We getting more Konsi content again? Hell yeah
I was wondering if it was enlarge/reduce and which one.
Could be enhance ability: bears endurance
Hey! that resembles the description text! :D
But in all honestly, there's a lot of good picks :)
Oopsies, I can't read haha!
I'm so glad these are back!
Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world's strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn't dead.
I think Toron was mostly basing his remarks off his own experiences with Razira. She's generally a bit boisterous and rough with other members of the party because they're "hardy adventurers" and... throwing a guy across the room to get him out of danger relies more on speed than gentleness.
Also, while he acts suave, he really has no idea what he's talking about. Every romantic entanglement he's had has turned out trying to kill him before it came to the bedroom... and that's happened a surprisingly large number of times.
Several of them are still chasing the party trying to assassinate us...
Poor Toron
Whoa, just looked them up. That's an unimaginable size difference. She must be like a doll to him...
Awwwww......
Dominate Person.
Don't need a spell for that...
I wonder why people assume that people with muscle can only ever use brute force.
It's entirely possible to moderate muscle control for gentleness, even if those muscles are powerful.
That's fair, although Razira does everything at full paladin all the time.
Isn't Charisma the Paladin's main stat, though? :D
Depends on what edition this is. 3e paladins were full MAD.
These characters are from a real 5e campaign, at this point of time in the comic, they're level 9, and everyone is monoclassed (as 5e is actually intended to be played)
Razira is an NPC sidekick built using the sidekick rules, with a little bit of paladin sprinkled in for flavour.
Charisma is charm, not physical finesse.
I'm pretty sure "physical finesse" is usually covered by Dexterity :)
Anyway, here's Razira's Attributes (She was originally constructed with the sidekick rules, but we keep giving her stuff and she's getting quite powerful.)
You're telling me your muscles aren't always at 100%?
My muscles are always at 100%! It's just sometimes that 100% is smaller ;)
It happens to all of us occasionally.