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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (15 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

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[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Hurts my ass

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's another set of buttons on the side of it. Should save on jaw fatigue too.

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[–] hawgietonight@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

For some reason the slow and relaxed franchise with Vin diesel doesn't sound like a blockbuster to me.

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