Truly, a shrimp? You readily expect me to believe a shrimp, of all the lord's creations, fried this rice? This delectable dish that I am about to partake in? Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense. A shrimp, no matter how plucky and determined, does not possess the wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame, let alone create a meal fit for a king. No, my good sir or madam, this is a task that requires the touch of a master, a chef of the highest caliber. So, I must implore you, explain to me how this shrimp, this humble crustacean, managed to perform this culinary miracle?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

jerma has always been celebrated for his excellence

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[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I never tire of this brilliant bit. RIP Mr Wells and our chittering little sous chefs!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Man do I love weirdly specific memes.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Great point! And, well, in your time the chef probably wasn't that tall, so...yeah.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Good now do columbo