Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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That's nothing, go buy a roll of dog poop bags...
Just lick your fingers. Before you touch the poop of course
I've honestly started to open the first poop bag before going out
after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue
This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.
All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it's called "hand lotion".
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Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It's nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.
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I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.
How have I become a dad? I don't even have a girlfriend.
Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it
Tip: distress the edge by pulling at it. This causes the sides to separate. Sometimes you gotta create a tear to get them to separate enough to get it
Man, this stuff is so embarrassing. There have been so many times, I've skipped on buying fruits just because I couldn't open the bag and my anxiety engaged into overdrive