And they were right!
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The head of one of those things is about the size of a large microwave with enough bite force to rip your arm off
size of a large microwave
That must be one massive microwave
Couldn't think of an equivalent size that most people could understand .. so here's a photo I found on flickr ... whatever size it is, I wouldn't want to be near one because if you ever get that close to one, you're more or less dead anyway
(photo is not mine ... here's the photo link)
...anything but the metric system...
birds do it. bees do it. even educated fleas do it
educated fleas
are you telling me these fleas went to university?
One of my exes used to french like this... weird as hell.
Dude the weirdest part about dating now that I’m divorced is dating other divorcees who kiss like this.
Like … you went through a whole ass marriage and nobody said anything.
Japanese?
They're the ones who invented eyeball licking.
It's called worming.
Sexy.
Also... something something conjunctivitis
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My dachshunds do it, and it is very disturbing to wake up to them 3 inches from my face, making out with each other aggressively, as if to say "that's right. You're still single, bitch"
Polarhub
My rotty and my lhasa used to do this. The lhasa would get really mad and yell, if the rotty didn't feel like making out.
And they were roommates.
Aww it looks like two old people kissing with too much PDA.
Today I learned that polar bears are Japanese!