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We may not have worker protections but at least we have cheap tasty calorie-dense food
I'm just gonna tell you there is a difference between the food we serve to tourists and the food we serve to Italians.
(Portuguese food is better any way)
The Chad should be at least 400lbs though...
As any true patriotic American should.
the worst thing is the mozzarella called just "cheese"
buddy from the US moved to europe. kept whining about his local pizza joint. I assumed it was just crap but eventually asked what was wrong with it, "The pizzas got these weird ass names like Capricciosa and they are absolutely covered by toppings. WHERE IS THE BREAD?!?!"
Where did he go specifically, and where exactly was he from? Looks like he got the opposite experience of the meme.
obviously the meme is trying to be as unflattering as possible as proof that american pizza is somehow superior. in reality american pizza tries to maximize profits whereas european pizza is a food dish.