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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

When I get home I yell "Honey I'm home!".
Followed by a soft "oh that's right. I'm not married..."

I always wonder if my neighbors can hear it.
But I doubt they've ever seen Batman Returns to appreciate it.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns was one of the distinct moments I remember realizing I was straight.

[–] 7of9@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Which is funny, it had the opposite effect on me.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I do that but I don't remember the Batman Returns scene. Time for a rewatch!

[–] machinaeZER0@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

And it's a Christmas movie, kinda! Good timing

[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Been playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom lately and I keep wondering what my neighbours are thinking, felt the same with Breat of the Wild. The excessive female moaning sounds are weird as fuck, even at night when I'm using headphones I cringe a lot. The first few times I went to upgrade my equipment at a great fairy, I could "hear" my downstairs neighbour reacting by how quiet they got.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I had already finished the extent of the game I could be bothered to complete by the time the mod was released that adds the quality of life upgrades totk had no excuse not to have like not showing a cutscene for every single upgrade

[–] ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Living with an elderly relative in law, I often wondered if she thought I was watching porn by myself in the bedroom while her grandson/my partner is out in the lounge room watching shows or playing his own vidya games. 😅

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I recently realized I can hear my neighbor every morning go to her car. My god the horrifying things she may have heard over those lonely mornings. 😭

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

My FBI Agent probably thinks I'm a lunatic by now with how many times I've just started monologuing to myself for lack of better white noise in the moment.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does this question needs to be asked when the answer is always going to be "yes!"?

[–] black_rain@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

For reassurance, and to check that were both on the same page!

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

On an unrelated note: imagine using social media with your real name. Who does that? It's always been a terrible idea since the dawn of the internet.