Why does everything fun involve washing up? Please send house elves.
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House elves would be nice, but the closest I can get is my dishwasher. Which has done three loads today, so I am very grateful to have it.
Nothing like a 14 hour end of year reset sleep. Now to clean up and wrap a couple last minute presents.
And hello! I have been lurking here from a different instance but they keep having tech difficulties so I've joined the aussie zone instance.
Last day of work. I'm not achieving much, brain thinks the holidays have already started. Tying up some loose ends and everything else is a new year problem. So keen for the few weeks off.
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A slice of Christmas pud fried in brandy butter and orange juice, and coffee please. I can't wait!
Really winning this holiday season, fucked my leg and now I have a huge coldsore (this thing is bordering on having its own orbit)....
Oh dear. No mistletoe for you.
need to find someone with a matching coldsore