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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 38 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Can someone explain the use for this?

[–] Marlem@feddit.de 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 9 months ago

Yep. But the cheaper alternative is a regular bottle with one cap that has multiple ports for the tubes.

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that's used to analyze chemicals. Don't know why they would need this thing though

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Heck of a party bong

[–] degen@midwest.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to be the guy that gets the top

[–] degen@midwest.social 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So ..... either attach a tube to direct the flow ... or just place the bottle at the right angle and just free base it?

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

Spray and pray, baby!

[–] don@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

fuckin bullshit man

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Has genetics gone too far?

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

CRISPR’s been given too much power

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

I love how "improv" hplc bottles always look. I'm pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.

[–] Lichtblitz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

Scientists invent new cost-cutting measures for Amazon drivers. Sharing is caring.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it's axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Except that its glass, that might be an issue.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Poor doggo :(